I know you’re not going to believe me, OK?

Not just because my story’s ridiculous and fantastical, but because I gave away any right to be believed when I spent thousands of my – and others’ – hours writing fictional blogs, claiming to be people I wasn’t. I lied, I got caught. And now my name’s mud, and even the most gullible person would turn their nose up at a request for belief. Fine. Treat it as some fine fiction, or the ravings of a madwoman. Whatever. I need to get this out.

Stand by for some seriously messed-up shit.