So starting my first post with ’stuff you all’ probably wasn’t the best of ideas. Then again, maybe it was – you’re bound to end up hating me if you don’t already, so we might as well get all that friendly stuff out of the way.

So after that incredibly ungracious beginning, I suppose I should introduce myself. Right? Because there could be some innocent little blog-reader out there who’s never heard of me, or the crap I pulled, and could naively wander straight into the shitstorm that’ll hit when the rest of the blogging world finds me.

My name’s Sally. I used to run a number of blogs. All of them were written under different pseudonyms, pretending to be different people, with different audiences. Why? Because I made money from the advertising and various other tricks. I’d convinced myself that as long as I wasn’t scamming money straight from the pockets of the people I was ‘talking’ to, it was all fine and legal and etc. Well, it might’ve been legal, but when a certain person outed me, my fans turned on me. All of them. I was internet social pariah number one. Everybody hated me.

Impressive effort, eh? Up till now, everything’s been perfectly believable, and you can read about it on any blogging-news site. But the next chapter you’re not going to believe. That I can promise.